His reply back to me was to tell him now. But I was in a conference, so I said I would call him at my next break.
At the next break, I called him and said “Are you ready for the news?”
And he said yes. I asked if he is sitting down. He said he is actually on his way out to lunch with his colleague and said “I think I know what you are going to say.”
I said, “Then tell me!” but he wouldn’t say anything.
I then said, “I think I am pregnant.”
He chuckled and said, “That is what I thought”.
I said, “How do you know?”
He said, “I just know, from the way you pre-stated the news.” After a pause, “Wow, that is big news.” Then he had to leave.
Later in the evening, after work, he called me.
First thing he said, “OMG, OMG, OMG!!!”
I said, “Yes.”
He said, “How do you know?”
I said, “I am two weeks late, so I figure taking the test just set peace for me, as I am normally irregular anyway. But I did it twice and both results came back positive.”
Then here come the list of questions and the comments:
- Wow, how old do you think it is?
- Do you know when it was conceived?
- Do you know if it is a girl or a boy?
- How long are you going to be off from work?
- OMG, OMG, OMG
- You know the kid is going to be 15 when I am 65.
- Wow, I still have it, I am not shooting blank.
- When would you know if it is a boy or a girl?
- If it is a boy, that means the name “Rudenko” will carry on.
- If it is a boy, I am naming him Tommy Rude Jr. (Tommy Rude was his name when he was in the band)
- If it is a girl, she is taking my mom’s name. Just kidding.
- When are you getting that Phillipino nanny you told me about? Oh, we need all the help we can get.
- How do we handle the 3-hour feeding and the diaper change?
- No diaper change for me, ok, maybe just once so I can claim I have done it.
- OMG, OMG, OMG
- If it is a boy, I can play ball with him, take him fishing, teach him piano. You know I am very athletic when I was young.
- Hmm, I better get in shape to play with the kid.
This goes on for a while. I would say the guy is in shock.
The next morning he called again, first thing out of him is “OMG, OMG, OMG!!!”
So that is his reaction.
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